Friday, March 27, 2009

March Mediocrity

Incase anyone couldn't tell, I haven't checked my blog in a while and apparently, I had this one in the que for a while. Unfortunately it'd have been way more appropriate in March, however I figure better late than never. Also, it's still applies to all gay college sports.


To be honest, I have never 'got' college sports; well, more importantly why ANYONE likes them. I guess there is the whole "I'm in college so it's a free excuse to get drunk appeal," however I'm pretty sure most of the big college sports fans (who are all huge tools for the record) use this more of an excuse than anything. I can understand why, to be honest. The regular season (I'm mostly talking about college basketball hence the 'March' reference but a lot of this refers to the even more stupid college football.) in college sports in general make no sense. "Hey, let's play a lot of games that are slightly meaningfull to have people rank us on reputation! SWEEET! Obviously I'm talking more about college BB than the NCAA tournament, but honestly it's overhyped and overdone. Although at least it has a semblance of a 'playoff' style as opposed to college football. People say college sports are fun to watch? I don't get it. Do people like seeing 90% of games being boring blowouts? Do people enjoy scrubs making dumbass mistakes to screw their own team over? Do people like seeing no traveling during the month of March (sarcasm)? Do people in their right mind honestly compare any of these games to professional sports? There is only one word which explains why anyone would do so; okay well two: alchohol, loyalty (stupidity); wait 3, boredome?



Yes, I know, this arguement has already been made for football on espn ALL the time. I've heard certain supposed self-imposed sports guru's claim 'The NBA sucks, they don't play til the 4th quarter." You idiots and mexican friends of mine know who you are. Luckily the opinion of most of those mentioned are idiots and it isn't supported by the NBA season (who I'm sure they'll claim to follow - through sports center, no doubt.) It's alright though, we can always look at the 'more exciting' NCAA tournament, which for lots of teams makes the regular season irrelevant and then when it doesn't has idiots saying 'Cinderalla' hundreds of times. Then it can just rely on refs, who can't or don't call travels and luck - of course.


Stewart Scott: One of the biggest tools ever (wink).
Fuck tiger woods.

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