McGovern Player of the Game - Game 7

Wow. Game 7 was truly a spectacle to behold. And for once, fortunately, it went just as I had hoped. LeBron & Kyrie spanked the Warriors in the 4th quarter just as I'd expected as the Golden State's two primary offensive options were absent. How about I take your mouth-guard, while you choke on your own saliva, Mr. Curry?
Nonetheless the best moment in the series, as far as I'm concerned, didn't happen in this game but in game 5, I believe. Curry tried to put-back a lay-up at the rim after the play was over and he was initially denied. LeBron said no. It was symbolic of the series. LeBron started to try and Curry started to cry. LeBron got a lot of flak earlier in the playoffs for criticizing what it really means to really be an MVP. Well, perhaps he wasn't as far off as idiotic programs like ESPN "First Take" make him out to be.
Golden State as a team, honestly played like shit. I hardly gave any of them many points, as they didn't deserve many. The Cavs were obviously slightly better. It's pertinent to know, this was, in my opinion, the closest & best Finals match-up since the Heat vs Spurs in 2013.

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 7
Golden State:
Curry +2-3+2 (1)
Thompson +1+3 (4)
Barnes (1)

Cavaliers:
Irving +1-1+1+2+2+3 (8)
James +1+2+1+1+1+2+1+1+3 (13)
Love +1+2+1 (4)
Shumpert +1+1 (2)
Jefferson (1)
Smith +1+1+2 (4)

With a total of 3 games (to T. Thompson's 2) LeBron James is the 2016 McGovern Player of the Finals. Unfortunately this is the first time in history the MPOTF has coincided with the Finals MVP as well, causing me to subsequently question myself. The subsequent "award" I didn't question at all, however.

McGovern FAGGOT of the Finals:
Green:+1+2+3+4+1 (11)
Refs: +1-1
WNBA: (2)

This news may come as a shocker. But with an aggregate total of seven-thousand five-hundred and seventy-five Draymond Green is by far the MCGOVERN FAGGOT OF THE FINALS. Fucking cheap-shot piece of shit nut-shotting asshole. Honestly, there are few things lower than a man who acts like a tough guy but cheap-shots other guys in the balls. There hasn't been a more deserving candidate since the Miami Heat fans when they faced the Mavs, after their team & fans were served a much deserved...

... Reality Check.

McGovern Player of the Finals - Game 6

So.. my night starts as such: I arrive home late after "helping" two girls setup for some dancing-dating event. Those quotes implying the fact that the least of the work was relegated to them, despite the fact I was staying late (while the finals were upcoming!)
Nonetheless, I efficiently cruised through every subsequent demand. Like Cruisin' USA checkpoints - what an awesome game. 

I know a brief synopsis and explanation for why it wasn't presented as usual is in order, so here goes:
I was incredibly drunk, couldn't type and I honestly didn't feel like it. I subsequently played UT3 afterward and got 1 rampage, which on godlike, is difficult. So yeah, sorry I meant to the next day at work, just.... I don't feel like making excuses so that's that. I'll give a quick recap below... or I could simply list the scores and regal how I got drunk & lost tonight (for several hours, walking around in Charlotte).

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 5
Golden State:

Curry -1+1+1-1+1-1+1-1-1-1 (-1)
Green: N/A
Barbosa: +1
Ezili: 2

Speights -1

Livingston +1+2 (3)
Iguodala +1+1+1+2+1 (6)

Cavs:
Dellavedova -1
Irving -1+1+1+1+1+1+2+1+2+1+1(11)

James -1+1+1+1+1+1+2+1+2+1+1(11)
T. Thompson +1+1+1+1-1 (3)
Shump(y)ert +1 +1-1 +1 (2)
Jefferson +1+1+1+1-1 (3)
Smith +1+2+1-1 (3)
Love -1-1+1-1-1 (-3)

McGovern FAGGOT of the game - game 5:
Green N/a
Warriors Fans +1+10+11 (22)
Refs +1-1+1+2 (3)

WNBA ( 3)

Welp, there was no Love lost here... terrible, yeah? Kevin was once again the worst $130M addition to this team. Thanks Cavs. My Wolves are howling at this shit. Speaking of howling: ie. desolate dreary or deluded.
Don't worry you weak soft pathetic GSW bandwagon-ers, I won't do that to you. As long as you know your role, that is.

NOW TO THE GAME & TALE AT HAND:

Thursday, 6/17, I get home from work and what do I see? Nothing at all. I've been delayed because of business delays and inept employees. One of them quite literally, told me "chill Chase."... of all the things not to say to your superior, specifically me, that's #1. So of course I flip out and try and figure out if anything around the ballroom premises  is incorrect - whew, it isn't (yet).
Then I said fuck these cunts, it's my finals time - actually, none of those words entered my mind, or mouth. But yeah I was thinking about the NBA Finals Game 6 (I don't like D . Green)


Golden State:
Curry -1*-1-1+1-3+2 (-1)
K. Thompson +1+1+1++2+1+1+2 (9)
Livingston +2 (2)
Barnes (1)
Iguodala (+2)

Bogut (+1)

Cavaliers: Irving: +2-1+2+1+1+1 (6)
James: +2+1+2+3+2+1+2+2 (15)
Love -3+2+1+1+4 (4)
T. Thompson -2+3+2+4+1 (5)
Jefferson +1 +1 (2)
Smith -2+2+2+1 (3)
Williams 2
Jones 2

Before I could write any of this down, I took 16 shots and tried to get to a bar where an associate I knew was having a party. Little did I know... It'd take 5 hopped fences, several closed bars and sketchy parking lots + my gps to guide me back.

I had been lost in Charlotte for 2+ hours, while having GPS. I refuse to take more than 50% of the blame here. So I had drank waaaay to much beforehand, clearly. I'm not going to make excuses, like Curry shouldn't 16 shots before.... way more shot than that later? What can you say at this point? Curry isn't a good Finals player. Period. Is he bad? No? Is he above average? Absolutely? Is he Great.... 'fraid not, son.
I can't tell you how glad this makes me. On a scale of 1-10 sports bullshit. 1-being The vikings got (cheated) out of the Superbowl, and 10 being, well Jimmy Johnson, this is at least a 0. Way to choke you dough eyed soft faggot.

On that note, let's switch moods and reveal the
McGovern FAGGOT of the GAME - GAME 6
Green +1+10+5+1+V? have no idea what that last one was - I'm going to count it as 5 (roman)
M. Jackson -10 (meaning he made a good comment)
WNBA +6 (Is there a ribbon for this shit yet?)

FAGGOT NOTES:

Green really is a loud mouth motherfucker. I'd bet on LeBron vs him in a fight in a sec. Although, I bet he'd really give him a battle. Sadly, I'm too exhausted for more FAGGOT notes, as tonight, I was the FAGGOT who was lost for 2 hours, despite GPS, which was largely ineffective, giving me somewhat of a ...
Reality Check.

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 4

So I attempted to write this last night. When I woke up the words on the screen made no sense: "But... then I thought, can I? Roughly an hour and a half passed between the last time I'd try to write about what happened. Okay?
I still am witnessing, "What?" "Something beautiful," says the blind man....
Nothing happened, this was just my first human intervention.
So 'bout 'dem Finals:"
Yeah. That was what I wrote last night. Moronic idiocy. Anyhow: 'Bout 'dem Finals:

Golden State:
K. Thompson: -1+1+2+1+1+3-2 (7)
Curry: -2-1+1+1+2-2+1+1-1 (0)
Green: N/A
Ezeli -2
Livingston +1+1+2+1 (5)
Barnes +1+3+2+4 (10)
Iguodala +2+1+1+2 (6)
Varejao +1+2-8 (-5)

Cavaliers:
Irving +1-2+1+3+1-1+1+3-1 (6)
James: +1-1+2+1-1+2-2+1+1+1+1-1 (7)
T. Thompson +1+1+1+1+1+3+2+2 (12)
Shumpert +1
Jefferson +2+2+2 (6)
Smith +1+1+2+1 (5)
Love +2+1-1+1+2 (5)

GAME NOTES: This game was a nightmare. The worst kind of game to experience for me. A game where the team I'd like to win, despite playing well, clearly won't win because their opponent isn't playing very well, and they're still either tied or essentially close, throughout the first half. It's like a boa constrictor vs an alligator. It may be even at first... but eventuality sets in when oxygen doesn't. The Cavs didn't look gassed necessarily though, just utterly outplayed, which is what annoyed me most. Aside from James, the only Cav who really seemed into his zone was T. Thompson. What a beast! The scary part is I still don't think Curry really played well. He's one of those... you know what you call them... shy-cats? He's been awful in every Finals game he's been in, which I love. Jefferson was solid. Barnes was once again - in my opinion - the best player on the floor for Golden State - for the 2nd game in a row. And... I'll get to Draymond later...

...And now: later.

McGovern FAGGOT of the Game - Game 4
Green+2+5+7+5+1+1+5
Warriors Fans N/A
Refs +5+5+10+10 (30)
WNBA (7)

FAGGOT NOTES:
I really really really don't like Draymond Green. He is a great player, but everything about him annoys me. Thus, he's almost a shoe in for FAGGOT of the Finals at this point. Although the FAGGOT point-system is different and cumulative, so if someone were to get a negative 2k for example, he'd be dethroned so to speak. Nonetheless, I don't like him however... I dislike the refs so far in the entirety of the playoffs more. They seem almost unbridled in their bias toward Golden State. They let Cleveland win one, just for ratings and now it seems like whoever is in their ear simply told them "enough." Now the poster-boys - emphasis on the word boy to describe Curry - and yes I could and would tap him out, are back to the forefront with their soft-play nerf bullshit. Fuck them. Also: I added the WNBA because their adds are present on the sidelines during a Finals game! WTF? Do you know how much those adds cost? A clue: More than any WNBA team makes in a year. Wait, I meant to say the league, as it doesn't, and hasn't ever created any revenue. It's a charity. It literally loses money, year after year while the NBA fully funds it. Equal rights, right? If there is no market for a business it normally fails, unless you're a woman in America who demands some type of justice, despite the fact that in any intelligent person's eyes she's not truly earning herself a paycheck, just...
A reality check.

McGovern of Player of the Game - Game 3 (and brief 2 recap)

Apologies to all for not regaling you all with my utter disgust for Game 2, however after it had ended I was in such an enraged & inebriated state, my attempts to even write a paragraph detailing the game both failed in what could be described as miserable pile of contemptuous babble.
As usual I promised myself I'd do it the next day and woke up late and was subsequently strangled by what I guess could be tenuously called responsibilities.
Anyhow, here's how the points went, followed by an always succinct summary.

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 2
Golden State:
K. Thompson: -1+1+2+1 (3)
Curry: -1+1-1+1+1+1 (2)
D. Green: (demoted - n/a)
Barbosa: +2+1+1 (4)
Ezeli: (1)
Speights: (1)
Livingston: +2+2+1+2 (7)
Barnes: +1+1 (2)
Bogut: +1+1+2+1 (5)
Igoudala: +1+1+1+1 (4)

Cavaliers:
Dellavedova: (1)
Irving: -2-1-1-6 (-10)
James: +2+1+1+1-1-1+1-1-1 (2)
Jones: (-2)
T. Thompson: +1+2 (3)
Love: +1-1+1 (1)
Shumpert (1)
Clarke (1)
Smith -2-1 (-3)
Jefferson +1+2+2 (5)

McGovern FAGGOT of the Game - Game 2
Green +3+15-1-2 (15)
Warriors Fans +2+7-30 (-21)
Mark Jackson (3)
Refs +5+10 (15)
Jalen Rose (1)
Carlos Santana (5)

GAME NOTES: This game was honestly pathetic. Throughout it I was so utterly annoyed that I wasn't watching OKC. Not that Golden State didn't win fair and square (okay well not fair - let's be honest after a player in another series this playoff was suspended for a game for a less severe nut-shot, I was annoyed at the typical GSW, blind eye by both the refs & even the league this time.) Honestly at this point, it's just so readily obvious the NBA wants Golden State to win, it's annoying. I can understand perhaps wanting a maybe Lakers vs Celtics Final given the history and marketability. However, this is unprecedentedly despicable - and I'm usually not one to call out league policy, simply ref mistakes.

FAGGOT notes: Now just remember, McGovern FAGGOT points work the same as normal points, despite the fact that it may seem confusing. So a +1 means you are more of a FAGGOT and thus, are derided and disrespected more - not less. Just as an additional note/query: when will Carlos Santa, the fucking worthless Ron Jeremy looking piece of shit - who just like his gross counterpart does the same fucking shit in EVERY fucking song, in every band he's played in die? I officially hate Carlos Santana. These faggot ass bay area uber-libs will literally cheer for anything with enthusiasm, no matter how played out. I bet the Olsen twins & Bob Saget could've walked out at half-time and the fans would've asphyxiated. Twits.

Now let's get into the main event: Game 3
GAME NOTES: I have to admit, I was cautiously optimistic coming into this game. I was pretty certain the Cavs would be WAY better on their home floor, however thus far the GSW had already played WAY better than the Cavs had. Then a few hours before the game Love isn't cleared to play. I was apprehensive simply because you need to outscore the Warriors and despite his defensive lapses, he's better at that than Jefferson - or maybe not? Okay, well Love is still offensively a million times better than Jefferson, but combined with the home floor advantage he proved to be one of the game's catalysts. Much to my delight Curry played like garbage despite being bailed out several times by the refs at the free-throw line to save-face in the 3rd quarter (typical for a - weak soft pussy faggot). Oh, hey does anyone remember Charles Barkley being lambasted during the OKC series for suggesting they do this exact same thing to this bitch? Body him up (they said touch him up) and suddenly it's twice as difficult for him to get in rhythm. He's a sicko, don't get me wrong, but also small and used to getting calls over contact constantly. This is part of why I disliked him so much in last years Finals and during the regular season when all the stars get all the calls, except for ones on teams the average fan don't even know about: for example the Hornet's Kemba Walker (All-Star snub, esp in the East) .
Honestly, Aside from Barnes and occasionally Klay's defence and Bogut's in the 1st, Golden state was just mediocre. I'm hoping this wasn't an anomaly, because despite the fact that I despise Cleveland and have rooted against them the entire playoffs, I hate GSW so much more.
Irving started great but then regressed and made some boneheaded turnovers. LeBron and Thompson are tied for the game, both with +9's. However, LeBron has an asterisk next to one of his points, which was for his obscene alley-opp dunk that he seemed to grab away from the backboard and behind his head - while finishing with an utterly soul crushing dunk. "Fucking sick, that's that." I thought. I also put an asterisk next to his +5 as I believe this is the first time I've ever given the... I guess you could say most dominant player in the league (those terms don't mean Steph. ,  not that he isn't the MVP) anything more than a +4. So, in terms of the McGovern Player of the Game's 16-year history, that is a first - in addition to LeBron's first McGovern Player of the Game. I'm still going to keep Tristan Thompson's name hilighted for scoring purposes however - incase LeBron never earns an addition game throughout the Finals, it'll make my tiebreak process easier.
Also of note: JR Smith has an asterisked point because he started out the game with a -5, given his pre-game tweets and media release seriously requesting fans donate like 500k to his kick-starter campaign so he could start a fucking reality show. I find this abhorrent for so many reasons I had told myself that I was going really judge him on every bad shot and if he didn't really hit some big and I meant morale draining 3's - as when his sporadic ass hit's them, that's what's normally going to happen - he'd be relegated along with Draymond Green's cheap-shotting ass in the FAGGOT category. He barely broke even, and combined with the fact that essentially no one has donated this bullshit so far and that I honestly don't tally these marks during the game - which is the only reason I display them here, I'm just marking before/after I see something. So JR Smith survives for now, barely. He's still on the FAGGOT precipice, though. Mr Green should pray that kickstarter campaign somehow succeeds though,as it is his only hope of not being the McGovern FAGGOT of the Finals, as of now.

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 3:
Golden State:
K. Thompson -2+1+2-1 (0)
Curry -2*-4+1-2-2+2-1 (-8)
Green: N/a (FAGGOT'd)
Barbosa +2+1 (3)
Livingston -1+1+1+1 (2)
Barnes +1+1+1+1+2+2 (8)
Bogut +1+1-1 (1)
Iguodala +1-1 (0)
Varejao (-1)
Clarke (1)

Cavaliers:
Irving +1+1+1+2+1-1+1+1-2+1 (6)
James +1+1-1-1+1-1+1+2-1+3+5*-1 (9)
T. Thompson +1+2+1+2+1+1+1 (9)
Shumpert -1+2+1 (2)
Frye (1)
Jefferson +2+1-1+1+2-1 (4)
Smith -5*-1+1-1-1+2-1+3+2-1+2 (0)
Love: N/a

McGovern FAGGOT of the Game - Game 3
Green +1+3+2+1+2+1+2 (12)
Warriors Fans N/a
Mark Jackson (1)
Refs +2-1 (1)
J. Rose (1)
Carlos Santana N/a (til I find an excuse)

FAGGOT NOTES: Actually Mark Jackson was fairly silent about his dumbass "man" points, more-so than normal. Warriors (bandwagon) fans were luckily non-existent. 1 isn't bad for the Refs, although, they desperately needed some legitimacy here, so we'll see if they weren't just legitimately manipulating it... Jalen Rose, I didn't have to hear your or Doug Collins at halftime, this time, unfortunately, however, I just don't like you. You're a smiley big-headed annoyance, and I saw you pre-game, even though it was muted. Senor Santana, I assure you I'll find a way to give you some more points, amigo. Although at this point, you'll need a miracle from this Charles to assure you the mantle of FAGGOT of the FINALS and a subsequent...
Reality Check.

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 1

Apparently my having an nontraditional start to the finals is ironically enough becoming a tradition. I missed the first six minutes of the first quarter because apparently women are incapable of understanding the physics of plumbing. I'll leave it at that. And as usual what was expected happened: the same two teams I didn't want to make the Finals most, made it. But this time there is a difference. A stark difference: The McGovern Player of the game will be judged more starkly than ever before. Why? Well - I don't need a reason - but I'll manufacture one - because for the second god-damn year in a row the exact two teams I didn't want to reach the finals, did so.

Oops. Now they shall be judged as such:.

McGovern Player of the Game - Game 1:
Golden State:
K. Thompson - 50
Curry - -500, -1, -1, +3, +2 (-497)
Green  - 4000 (DQd)
Bogut +2
Barbosa +1 +3
Livingston +1+2+1+2(+6)
Iguodala + (3)


Cavaliers:
Dellavedova: +2
Irving: -1+1+1+1+1-1 (+2)
James: +1-1+1+1+1+1+1-1-1 (+3)
T. Thompson: +2 +1+1+1 (+5)
Love: -1-1+1+2+1-1 (+1)
Shumpert: -1
Smith: +1

Golden State fucking anointed assholes:
Thompson: I don't like you. I don't like your goatee. I don't like anything about you. Including you eyebrows. You're almost the person I dislike most.
Curry: While I should dislike you most, for some reason I don't. Perhaps it's because your facial hair doesn't bother me as much as Draymond Greens. But it should. You're a fucking boring player who doesn't ever get fouled hard and is a tiny, blue eyed little bitch. But you're making millions while, I'm writing this, so... yeah.

And now: for the anointed cunt, I despise most: a mister Draymond Green. You utter piece of shit, you've been the dirtiest player in the entire playoffs and that's been sadly, you're entire strength.
You talk like some kind of badass and then the first fucking legit play of the finals you flop like a  HUGE FUCKING BITCH. OR A MOTHERFUCKING CUNT? Pick your poison, you pathetic piece of shit. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but you do two low blows then you pull this shit? You're a fucking worthless cunt piece of shit asshole. Good job, you're the biggest piece of shit since the 80s Pistons. And hence Green has been subsequently DQ'd. He is no longer qualified to be a McGovern Player of the Finals, simply a McGovern FAGGOT of the Finals... and a leading candidate.

McGovern FAGGOT of the Game - Game 1:
Green:+1+2+5+1+500+17+7000
Warriors Fans: +2
Mark Jackson: +1+2
Doug Collins: +3
Jalen Rose: +5

McGovern FAGGOT of the Game - Game 1:

Draymond Green: +7526

Jalen Rose, you massive headed annoyance, you are being watched as closely as I possibly still can given how terribly annoying you are.