McGovern Player of the Finals - Games 5 / 6

McGovern Player of the Finals - Game 5 / 6

McGovern of the Finals - Game 5:

Well, this post detailing the Finals should be slightly different than usual. Partially because it's been written later than usual. Also, partially because I'm lazy and my right-shoulder and mouse-hand is in discomfort.
I am really not certain how the injury occurred but I can assure you trying to turn the now power-steering wheel of my car was painful and discomforting. Upon medical diagnosis today I apparently have tendinitis in my right-rotator cuff and have strained it. Not ideal for getting into beach shape - but typical.

Golden State:

Barbosa:-1+1

Barns:+2+2

Bogut:

Curry:-1-1+2+1-1-1+1+1+1+2+1+1 (6)

Ezeli: +1+1+2+1 (5)

Green: +1+1+1+1 (4)

Iguodala +1+1+1+3-2+2+2+2-1 (9)

Livingston +1

K. Thompson: +1-2+3 (2)

Cleveland:

Dellavedova: +2 +2 (4)

James: +2+1+1-2+1+1+1+1+2 (8)

Jones +1 +1+2 (4)

Shumpert +1+1+1 (3)

Smith-1-1-1+1+1 (-1)

T. Thompson +2+1+1+1+1 (6)

Game 5 was played like shit. I'll admit LeBron played well but his post game interview brought him down. He played so well, even for his ability, he nearly won which is significant in my book.

Dellavedova was pretty much ordinary in this contest, which is why he was awarded ordinarily. 

Curry did his typical playoff thing where he is invisible in the first half and comes on late.

Ezeli was actually surprisingly effective. However, once again the veteran Iguodala stepped up and played near his former Sixers level - all while guarding LeBron. Slick.

McGovern FAGGOT of the Finals - Game 5:

Refs: -2

R. Curry: 

M. Miller: -10, -1, -10 (-21)

Idiot Female Security Officer:

ABC Sound Screw:

A. Davis: -3

FAGGOT NOTES:

I hate Mike Miller. He's the biggest piece of white trash - who is actually rich - in the NBA. I don't give a fuck about his supposed "effort" plays. He is an injury prone, unathletic (which isn't a word according to this) white guy. If he doesn't put forth effort... he wouldn't even be in the NBA. Anthony Davis is back on the list after tangling with DK once again in another Pixels commercial. What a pity and what a fool...

McGovern of the Finals - Game 6:

Golden State:

Barbosa +1+ 2 (3)

Barnes +1+2+1-1 (3)

Bogut

Curry -1+1+1+3+1+1+1+1+1 (9)

Jones +1 -1

Green: +1+1+1+1-1+1+2+1-2 (5)

Iguodala +1+1+1+1+2+1+1

Livingston: +1+1

T. Thompson: -1 -1 +2 (0)

Cleveland:

Dellavedova: -1

James: +1+2-2+2-1+1+1-1 (4)

Mozgov +1+1+3+1+1+1+2 (10)

Shumpert -1 +1

Smith +2 +1 +1

T. Thompson +1+2+1+3+1 (8)

Game Notes:

It saddens me to have to resort to tiebreaker tactics. However, since - as I shall later explain - Iguodala disqualified himself after game 6, this is unfortunately what I was forced to do (as he would've won the McGovern Player of the Finals). It's an unfortunate exercise that has to occasionally be performed to maintain the sanctity of MPOTF. The last time this happened it was to Jason Terry, who tangentially went off thanking god in excess after a Finals win. What the fuck is wrong with these idiots? Even if there was a god, it's pretty evident it pays very little attention to Earth. If it doesn't interfere with flood, famine, plagues, or according to the idiotic book he probably believes, causes them... WHY WOULD AN OMNIPOTENT BEING HELP YOU SPECIFICALLY WIN A BASKETBALL GAME? I just don't understand why minorities in this country are so god damn religious when god clearly isn't doing them any favors - despite being omnipotent and omniscient. So god supposedly knows every terrible thing that will happen to you ever and it's content letting it all go down? Fucking idiots.

McGovern FAGGOT of the Finals: - Game 6
Refs -2-1

R. Curry -2

M. Miller

ABC Sound Crew +1

A. Davis

Cav's Fans -1 -1 -1

Iguodala - 600,000

FAGGOT Notes:

Why Andre? Why? Do you actually think god stuffed you on the bench all year to start you now? No one can possibly be that stupid. Oh wait, you're a pro-athlete. For some reason it's socially acceptable for you and attractive women to have actually mailed in your minds years ago. This guy was seriously seconds from winning both the Finals MVP and the more important MPOTF award, when he sabotaged himself with this cult talk. Dumb-ass-hole. If you'd like to follow J. Terry's footsteps let me assist you: -600,000 ways. Fucking faggot. New Finals record. Apologies Jason Terry.
Abc Sound Crew: They played 'Shut up and Dance," which I enjoyed. 

Series Notes:

This is a battle of attrition...so it matters not that Iguodala has a new record for FAGGOT points in a Final's game. It matters who had the most FAGGOT (and non FAGGOT) games + points in total...
Here's the breakdown - sans the missing game 2. Here are the new winners of every game - post Iggy ousting.


Winner / FAGGOT:
Game 1: Irving, Iguodala 

Game 2: ?

Game 3: Dellavedova, M. Miller

Game 4: Dellavedova, M. Miller

Game 5: James, M. Miller

Game 6: Tie: Curry, Mozgov, Iguodala

History has been made in spades. For only the second time in history, the MPOTF has come from the losing team. Also for the second time in history a new record has been set regarding FAGGOT points in a single game. LeBron James, despite his awful name, has earned his first MPOTF single game award - "who woulda thought?"

Congratulations to the blunder from down under who tore Cleveland asunder: Mathew Dellavedova. Despite being admittedly biased toward foreign players I had nothing but apathy toward the Aussie originally. Yet, his grit, grind and team effort ended up encapsulating every part of what it takes to have a winning team. 

Mathew Dellavedova is the McGovern Player of the Finals 2015

Mike Miller is the McGovern FAGGOT of the Finals 2015 - I won't elaborate because he's a white trash faggot who doesn't deserve it.

Reality Check.