Glory days. Glory days. This isn't a reference to the Spurs of old. It's more applicable to Greg Popovich, who I'd like to unofficially label: The Boss. Americana blue coller-esque work efforts along with beating the former NJ nets in another Finals made me think of him in the third quarter of tonight's Finals game. He shouted what I interpreted as "hard pick" to Boris Diaw. It made me think of the Gatorade "hard work" commercial which LeBron James got flak for after game 3.
LeBron is sponsored by Coke and thus Powerade. After his cramp in game 3, twidiots apparently texted Gatorade. I found the company's response pretty damn funny.
"He's not one of our clients and we've been on the sideline this entire time." Referring to James not drinking Gatorade. Pretty underhanded and excellent. Gatorade has since retracted the comment. I wish I understood their thought process. All publicity is good publicity. Anyway, during the entire fourth quarter of the game I kept Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days playing on youtube.
MIAMI:
Allen +1 +1 +1
Anderson +1
Bosh +1 -1 -1 -1
Chalmers -1 +2
Cole +1
Haslem + 1
James +1 -1 +2 +1 +1
Wade -1 -3 -1 +1
SPURS:
Bonner +1
Diaw +1 +1 -1 +1 +8 +1 +1 +2 +1 +1
Duncan +1 +2 +1 +2 +1
Ginobili -1 +1 +1 +2
Green +1 +1 +1 +2 -1 -1
Leonard +1 +2 +1 +1 +7 +2 +1 +1
Joseph +1
Mills +1 +2 +2
Parker -1 +1 +1 +1 +2 +1 +2
Splitter +1 +3 +2
Not a ton happened otherwise during the game. I had suspected more Gieco or Godzilla commercials would surface to give lizard deduction points to Jonah Hill to be more frequent. Fortunately something else arose to balance things out. A Hercules commercial, featuring none other than The Rock (The Great One, the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, Perfomer of the Rock-bottom, Perfector of the People's Elbow) showcased him fighting what I suspect to be The Hydra, a reptilian monster with regenerating heads.
An uninformed individual about the subjects of Greek Mythology and herpetology might question why I'd bother negating points from Mr. Hill here. Afterall, the Hydra has several snake-looking heads and isn't exactly a lizard. A lizard usually can regrow body parts, where a snake cannot. Thus I felt the mythological Hydra was more similar to a lizard; and subsequently deducted points from Jonah everytime the commercial came on.
McGovern FAGGOT of the Game:
Heat fans -2 -2 -22 -1
M. Jackson -1 +4 +1
J. Hill -40 -6 -4 -14
Refs -1
FAGGOT notes:
HEAT fans: you're all pathetic. I personally plan on infiltrating the national weather service to name the next category 5+ hurricane something to insult you. I watched the lyrical youtube video to Will Smith's Miami after the game ended because I wondered how many lyrics I could warp to seem violent or offensive about Miami; it was all of them. I hope you all party all night when your beach is gone.
M. Jackson: not one "grown man" reference the entire game. Touche' sir.
J. Hill: ... How fucking dare you? You inconsiderate asshole, making money off of idiots who see your shit and being associated with the word "ultra" is one thing. Mingling with the problems of a half-god for attention? You've hit Rock Bottom - only in a moral sense, though. If I ever encounter you and The Rock together again in any encounter.. I will rock bottom you so hard it'll temporarily reverse the magnetization of the earth's core, allowing me to give you a People's Elbow on the way up and the way down. Fucking prick.
Refs: Haters gonna hate. Good job and no judgements here.
LeBron is sponsored by Coke and thus Powerade. After his cramp in game 3, twidiots apparently texted Gatorade. I found the company's response pretty damn funny.
"He's not one of our clients and we've been on the sideline this entire time." Referring to James not drinking Gatorade. Pretty underhanded and excellent. Gatorade has since retracted the comment. I wish I understood their thought process. All publicity is good publicity. Anyway, during the entire fourth quarter of the game I kept Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days playing on youtube.
MIAMI:
Allen +1 +1 +1
Anderson +1
Bosh +1 -1 -1 -1
Chalmers -1 +2
Cole +1
Haslem + 1
James +1 -1 +2 +1 +1
Wade -1 -3 -1 +1
SPURS:
Bonner +1
Diaw +1 +1 -1 +1 +8 +1 +1 +2 +1 +1
Duncan +1 +2 +1 +2 +1
Ginobili -1 +1 +1 +2
Green +1 +1 +1 +2 -1 -1
Leonard +1 +2 +1 +1 +7 +2 +1 +1
Joseph +1
Mills +1 +2 +2
Parker -1 +1 +1 +1 +2 +1 +2
Splitter +1 +3 +2
Not a ton happened otherwise during the game. I had suspected more Gieco or Godzilla commercials would surface to give lizard deduction points to Jonah Hill to be more frequent. Fortunately something else arose to balance things out. A Hercules commercial, featuring none other than The Rock (The Great One, the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, Perfomer of the Rock-bottom, Perfector of the People's Elbow) showcased him fighting what I suspect to be The Hydra, a reptilian monster with regenerating heads.
An uninformed individual about the subjects of Greek Mythology and herpetology might question why I'd bother negating points from Mr. Hill here. Afterall, the Hydra has several snake-looking heads and isn't exactly a lizard. A lizard usually can regrow body parts, where a snake cannot. Thus I felt the mythological Hydra was more similar to a lizard; and subsequently deducted points from Jonah everytime the commercial came on.
McGovern FAGGOT of the Game:
Heat fans -2 -2 -22 -1
M. Jackson -1 +4 +1
J. Hill -40 -6 -4 -14
Refs -1
FAGGOT notes:
HEAT fans: you're all pathetic. I personally plan on infiltrating the national weather service to name the next category 5+ hurricane something to insult you. I watched the lyrical youtube video to Will Smith's Miami after the game ended because I wondered how many lyrics I could warp to seem violent or offensive about Miami; it was all of them. I hope you all party all night when your beach is gone.
M. Jackson: not one "grown man" reference the entire game. Touche' sir.
J. Hill: ... How fucking dare you? You inconsiderate asshole, making money off of idiots who see your shit and being associated with the word "ultra" is one thing. Mingling with the problems of a half-god for attention? You've hit Rock Bottom - only in a moral sense, though. If I ever encounter you and The Rock together again in any encounter.. I will rock bottom you so hard it'll temporarily reverse the magnetization of the earth's core, allowing me to give you a People's Elbow on the way up and the way down. Fucking prick.
Refs: Haters gonna hate. Good job and no judgements here.
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